That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 15, 2020

Those Bavarian women were made of tougher stock.

“Everything was groovy, but then my dwarfs suddenly disappeared.”

She never turned down a dare.

For some reason, the Antartica Femen Branch never really caught on

I double-dog dare ya to lick that Pole!

Belinda learned the hard way that outdoor pole dancing IS exclusively a summer sport.

They’re celebrating the peace deal in Bogota.

… and that’’s not snow.

If Julie survived this she was going to kill her travel agent. She’d said Nassau, dammit, not Warsaw!

when the passers-by called her harlot it finally dawned on her that she’d had one too many singapore slings at the toga party…

“Hey lady, you’re in the wrong painting! Neoclassical is next door!”

I wonder about the inspiration for this painting

The “Walk of Shame” was especially rough for Gwen this morning.

“That ain’t no way to treat a lady..”

“A muff! A muff! My kingdom for a muff!”

The name of it is just “Viennese Warsaw Street,” which is no information. I really want to know what’s actually going on here.

Lady Godiva came to realize that while it was true that the Poles were being unfairly taxed by their Soviet rulers, that 1) Communists didn’t really care about naked noblewomen 2) Krakow is a lot colder than Coventry 3) she didn’t have a horse.

Liz vowed to stop taking ambien during the day.

Quick, everybody 6 feet away, to be acting like that she must have that new found Covid disease

You see, she was a figure in a painting. And as all female figures in paintings do, she had a very hard time keeping her clothes on. Then suddenly, she woke up and the painting was gone but she was still there, and she was still having a very hard time keeping her clothes on. “Well,” she thought, “at least I’m consistent.”

‘Let a smile be your umbrella’ my foot, give me back my %&$# coat!

Looks like she barely got “dressed” at all

What are you all staring at? Haven’t you heard of sorority rush week?

Ending rewrite number 7: Snow White leaves the dwarfs and moves to the city.

The Polish title is, “Wiedeńska ulica,” which means “Vienna street”. (https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stanis%C5%82aw_Woyneko-Tomkiewicz_-Wiede%C5%84ska_ulica1886.jpg ) The English title is, “Harlot from Munich.” (https://www.invaluable.com/auction-lot/harlot-from-munich-1886-10-c-d874476bc7) So what the heck is going on here? Anyway, the painting sold for about $30,000 US in an auction in Warsaw in 2017 (see URL above.)

I have dreams, sort of like that.

" But … all things considered … it was one helluva a party! "

COP: C’MON LADY – AIN’T NOBODY GONNA CHOP DOWN THAT LAMPPOST. Now where’s the key to this here lock…

When the truck’s fire-fighting foam system got stuck, the townspeople tried to make the best of it.

She ran outside to get the paper whilst still wet from the shower. It’s freezing – She slipped, grabbed the pole and froze to it.

That’ll be the last time she nips out at dawn to pick up the newspaper on the stoop, forgets her keys, and locks herself out.

Liz sunk the Walk of Shame to a new low.

She thought it would be safe to go/ in her nightie, outside in the snow/ but her garb, indiscrete/ had not reckoned with sleet/ and pneumonia at last brought her low.

Cassandra tried to warn everyone about the ash from the volcano, but of course, as usual – no one believed her.

Viennese street or Harlot from Munich: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stanis%C5%82aw_Woyneko-Tomkiewicz_-_Wiede%C5%84ska_ulica_1886.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Other than what the title URL points to: 

https://www.polswissart.pl/pl/aukcje/archiwalne/100-aukcja-dziel-sztuki/8308-wiedenska-ulica-1886 

for example, I couldn’t find any online info about this artist (that Chrome could automatically translate, anyway). For those who read Polish, there is this: 

https://books.google.com/books?id=jbvi_IcPUOIC&pg=PA295#v=onepage&q&f=false 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2535 (September 14, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

She really shouldn’t have left her drink unattended in that last bar.

It looks like the dude to the left of the lamp post in the painting may be taking his coat off. I’m assuming the purpose would be to put the coat on her. I do wonder what the story is behind the painting.

She was told she’d get paid for warming up the Pole – unfortunately, something got lost in the translation.

“Help! Does anyone have a good dandruff shampoo?”

In the original (non-Disney) Mary Poppins book, while Christmas shopping they meet Maia, the second of the Pleiades, who “had practically no clothes on, only a light wispy strip of blue stuff”.

Looks to me like she should stay aBreast of the weather…

soon after, Lila was hauled off to the laugh academy, AGAIN. how she got out is still a mystery

This reminds me of the old Soviet era joke. A Pole runs up to a policeman, calling “Help, help, a Swiss soldier just stole my Russian made watch!” The cop looks at him for a moment, puzzled, before saying, “you mean a Russian soldier just stole your Swiss made watch.” The guy shrugs – “you said it, not me!”

The next morning Cinderella still had not found her way home from the ‘after-the-ball’ party.

After watching “Field of Dreams”, the artist decided if you place a half naked woman by a light post, they would come.

Merry Christmas…….