Bliss by Harry Bliss for October 03, 2020

And she starting seeing her Dad every other weekend.

“No, that was just Santa Claus, honey.”

“What an amazing imagination my daughter has…. Hey! Wait a minute!”

Wait. What?

must be a cumulodivorceus cloud…

What part of Mommy was Mr. Nelson kissing ?

I think that that was supposed to be a secret and it isn’t one anymore!

Kids say the darndest things.

“You see, sweety, some mommies and daddies are in what are called ‘open marriages’.”

Kids. Such vivid imaginations, huh?

Are you cirrus?

Milkmen are known for their good deliveries.

Out of the mouths of babes

Calling Tiffany Haddish…

She has an incredible imagination.

Is she revealing something she’s already seen?

It suddenly got very cloudy…and dark.

Uh-Oh

…and just how do you know what that looks like?

True story :

When I was a kid, I anxiously awaited the daily mail delivery. I was always looking for the next issue of some comic or kids’ magazine, or some cereal premium I’d sent for with a box coupon, or some penpal letter.

But for reasons I couldn’t guess, Pete the Postman’s delivery vehicle would often pause in the middle of the next block up from our house… for what seemed like the loooooongest time.

I remember asking my mother why Mr. Pete always stopped at the widow Smith’s house all the time. I also remember a pause, a small smile, and her answer.

" Oh, it’s his break time. She makes him a cup of coffee."

Made sense to me.

It was years before I figured it out.