Pickles by Brian Crane for May 08, 2011

And how is she going to do that Earl?

The earth orbits the sun and just because a tribe of Mayan’s write something on a piece of paper, isn’t going to change the orbit. Geez….

Has anyone looked at that calendar to see if the cycle just restarts at zero? Wouldn’t that be a kick in the pants?

Y2K worried me. The end of the world, not so much.

The reason the Maya specified 2012 is cause they ran out of space on the stone.

Last I heard, first she’s got to get us past May 21.

The Mayans are still around. They used up all their resources as an empire, and dissolved back into tribal units. The empire did not “mysteriously disappear”. You ask a Mayan today, they’ll tell you they just meant a “great change” is supposed to happen, not the end of the world.

I’m disappointed this strip didn’t have anything to do with

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

In case you didn’t know it, the end of the world is May 21, 2011. If you don’t believe me, google it. On May 22, if we still show up at gocomics, please forget this posting.

Good job, Grandma. Thanks.

Opal’s not worrying… she trying to remember something that happened 20 years ago so she can say to Earl ” Remember when you blah, blah, blah. ”

I knew there had a be a reason to worry.

It’s a gift most mothers or women have I believe.

NabuQuduriurhur reminded me of an old limeric….

There once was a woman named Perkins Who was very fond of small gherkins She went on a spree and ate forty-three Which pickeled her internal workins’

sorry

one major reason they quit making the calendar: conquistadores.

Opal…don’t worry …just be happy!

Happy Mommys Day!

I’m sorry I should have told some of you for until I found out I would not known click on the blue for Happy Mothers day and there is something nice for all mommy’s. I think this is nice and I’m a mom of two adults now.

Can anyone say S.A.R.C.A.S.M.?

I’m going to have ocean front property if it happens. I’ll let ya know.