Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 09, 2020

If anyone offers me candy corn…their house is TP’ed within 24 hours…Halloween or not…

I loved candy corn as a kid but when I ate it later on as an adult I realized it was nothing but sugar. Now I can’t stand it.

Sorry Ralph….but candy corn rocks. They make good impromptu fangs as well……

I love candy corn. If you don’t want it, I’ll have it!

No candy corn for me. I’ll take bite size chocolate bars.

Chocolate truffles. Doctor’s orders!

you got checkmated there, Ralph!

Well played.

I get the shivers just thinking about candy corn. YUCH !!!

You could fill the bowl with pebbles. Then you’d never have to refill it.

Know your audience!

A candy corn with a bite of popcorn makes instant popcorn ball taste. Yum!!

A dish of candy corn doesn’t last long at my house

You can fill cavities by packing them with candy corn.

Now she knows what to get for Halloween, that will still be around for Halloween.

I LOVE candy corn. Why can’t I get it all year around?

Whoa, Ralph, there’s a food item you DON’T like (and a junk food item that you don’t like no less)?

Everyone complains about candy corn, but it’s not nearly as bad as those horrible circus peanuts. blech.

I always prefer the candy pumpkins, softer and more sugar!

I’m with him on this. I’ve NEVER liked candy corn.

YES! Candy corn is disgusting! I have hated it ever since it made me puke at my kindergarten Halloween Party.

Since when? He’s eaten ALL the candy for the last 15+ years. Come on, Fagan….