In Security by Bea R. for September 24, 2020

Oh, no …

Love how a relieved Ellie is positively floating out of that first panel. ✨❤️✨

Tire sidewalks appear to remain unbloodied.

That’s about it, though. ✨❤️✨

Sedine looks way too much like her mom in Panel #3. ✨❤️✨

The orderly pushing Ellie’s wheelchair is wearing his mask wrong.

Just sayin’ ✨❤️✨

NOOO!! Those are expensive!!

Seem to recall that can of ‘New Car Smell’ having cameoed before.

So basically… If you get murdered… You’re leaving the same way you came in… A bloody mess!

Is it brutal, crushing, “Sue ‘em for damages” lawsuit time yet?

And if not …

… will their car insurance pay for this? ✨❤️✨

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Eb0N0DVeM

Sam and Sedine look like they just got off a Kill Bill movie set, not like they were taking their friends to the hospital to deliver Baby Hubbs. Is that Quentin Tarantino behind the surgical mask?

By the look on his face, all Sam can think of right now is Googling “Auto Detailers Near Me”…….

Nuuuu, the loli attire…

….Actually, she kinda looks like an onryō now… Not a bad look for her.

Sheesh, the hospital staff might just take these two in thinking they’ve been hurt.

Hey Hubbs had no blood on him! That’s not fair! XD

I’m sure Sedine’s rage will melt once she gets to hold the newborn, but the beetle is ruined, to think it could have been avoided if Sedine’s request for more vacation time had been answered, she’ll be overjoyed to know she was right!

Sam’s got the right idea, my wife is nut’s but what can you do.

The three step program to getting a clean car:

1. Find the Aswang guy.

2. Get him drunk.

3. Hand him the keys.

How is there a bloody handprint on the hood?

Wouldn’t surprise me if Sedine sued them and Sam would just want to keep the peace rather then bother Ellie and Hubbs now that they have a baby at the house.

Maybe this is why they have no kids yet…

The Miracle of Birth!! Hey!! Clean up needed aisle 5!! Now move your car into the hot sun now Sam….clear the ER driveway. That’ll help dry everything out……and Sedine…just pick up the placenta and bring it in….docs normally check it out.xD

Perhaps they can get a box of Placenta Helper…

On the bright side, Sedine is now ready for Halloween!

Time to trade it in on a new car…

Sedine, this is the easy part of children. It just gets harder and messier.

Took one of my staff (he has 2 kids) with me to pick up a home birth. He held the baby while we loaded mom on stretcher and I collected the left overs. Didn’t know you could get that pale. Obviously he never saw his wife give birth.

What are the chances that I am eating lunch right now and reading this one at the same time? Thanks, Bea.

Some of the DJs at a local radio station ate the placenta of the traffic girl. Had a chef there and cooked it in the microwave. I was laughing so hard I had to pull to the side of the road.

Look like the return trip home and the hospital trip drain all of Sam’s HP

Reality is like that Bea, now you need to go to a farm and slaughter house to have more of the veil ripped away.

How is Ellie’s still alive with all that blood in that car?

Herbie the Love Bug… died giving birth.

Good grief! I just noticed the blood dripping in Panel Three. They could donate the blood to Chicago P.D. – there’s enough for at least five crime scenes.

Well, they’re at the hospital. Sam looks ready to check himself in.

So have it detailed.