The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for October 07, 2020

So this guy’s bragging about the woman he picked up at a bar the night before. His friend asks him, “Did you use protection?” He says, “Sure. I gave her a fake name.”

I was in the Army when I got a letter from my GF:

Dear John,

Since we both know your name isn’t John, by now you know what this letter is about.

Better check your bank account, Mr. Warren…!

Warren may be a bunny, but he’s a pig!