Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for October 05, 2020

C’mon Sophie, isn’t it about time you come clean?

What new rug? I dont see any new rug. All I see is this chewed up nasty rug. You should get a new rug.

It was just asking for it. Laying there mocking me.

Just a sixth sense or something, I suppose…

Plead the fifth, Soph-

Our carpet is a Roomba’s worse nightmare!

Because you’re the usual suspect.

Jus’ doin my job Ma’am.

If you’re awake, Sophie, then it must be you!