Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 28, 2020

talk about a new low. I mean, I didn’t even know cardboard can ring the doorbell.

Hand out cardboard candy.

On the up side, more candy left over for Ralph.

Leave some cardboard candy.

Just like Norm and Echo’s cardboard pumpkins last week.

Better give them a little something, Ralph…you don’t want to make their cardboard parents angry!

Cardboard kids get cardboard treats, so… I’m thinking NECCO Wafers?

He’s got all those nice wrappers from the previous day. However, I note that he is not wearing a mask.

Zoom the candy.

That witch’s mask looks like Lucy’s from “The Great Pumpkin”!

We’ll find out for certain this Saturday night. Any changes to Halloween from the pandemic will be a long term play.

I’m amazed that he left enough candy for trick or treaters.

At first glance I thought the kids were covered in clear plastic bags.

Are they one-dimensional trick-or-treaters? (You have to have seen the latest ad for the Conan show to get that.)

Presumably you have cardboard candy?

No Halloween parties I know of this year (feh! ), although I’m sure there will be plenty of them. At least many costumes have masks.

Shouldn’t they be at Arrowhead Stadium?