Andertoons by Mark Anderson for October 12, 2020

I hope & dream for at least a bit of wine, maybe a good meal before we get to probing.

My dreams. Why don’t you go back down to earth. Grab Natalie Dormer and make my dreams come true.

Fair enough.

As long as you’re probing, maybe you can figure out why my knees creak.

I hope he brought a good lube.

First a probing, then the probing.

Yes, that is Fred, regretting that he looked for an ‘unusual date’ on Craigslist.

Stall! Give him your life history – day by day!

They only probe abductees from Mississippi trailer parks

My wife and I worked several years in market research, a miserable business, at least at the consumer product level, trying to get surveys completed in a shopping mall. Now we can laugh about it, but for a while, “probing” was a dirty word in our house.

“You’ve got the wrong guy. My name’s Ernie Jones.”