Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 31, 2020

…..or an umpire?

Lobo the Impaler…?

check out Stan Freberg radio shows. He has an episode about a vampire who is an an advertising man in the day time and a vampire at night.

But what if they bite the same person? Is that person double-cursed? Or do the curses cancel each other out?

There’s an exception to every rule, it seems.

I’m stealing this for my daily Dad Joke.

Obviously, she has never taught in a school!

…LOOOONG stretch to get that one…

not a dumb question

As usual with ‘Loon’, you NEVER know what you are going to get F! ! !

With that question, she should sit down corrected.

Pretty funny – I shih tsu not.

Sounds reasonable to me.The only question I considered dumb when teaching was the second time in a row someone asked the same question that someone else just asked and had answered.

Loon is up to the challenge.

A good attribute to have is knowing when not to answer stupid questions, because it’s not easy to give an a good answer to a stupid question!

There is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid answers.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a disgusting bloodsucking leach? After you die the leach stops.