Kliban by B. Kliban for October 05, 2020

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    dadoctah  about 4 years ago

    No, they’re two completely separate magazines….

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Guy on left didn’t see the sign: Please, Don’t Feed The Alligators.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s worth a lot more than money. It’s the one possession you can’t get back.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    …and when he dies, like anyone, he won’t take it with him.

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    carlzr  about 4 years ago

    Tom Hanks, in a movie, said that to a drug lord. His answer was “No, no no. Heroin is money.”

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    lagoulou  about 4 years ago

    Epiphany time!

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    Memo to Self: Never go fishing with Poor Richard … the only thing he catches is aphorisms!

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    Glibster  about 4 years ago

    “Time ain’t money if all you got is time.”

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    … Or as the bishop said to the actress, “I got the money, honey, if you’ve got the time?”

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    NatureBatsLast  about 4 years ago

    No it’s not. That comes from the Bible of the Protestant Ethic.

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    jpozenel  about 4 years ago

    The miracle of compound interest?

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