Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 16, 2020

Gave me a nice chuckle. Particularly apropos during a pandemic, don’t you think?

Happy!

Who let the pooka in?

Unimagine that.

And now, for a word by my friend Bob here. Wait, what’d ya say, Bob? You want me to speak on your behalf instead? Okay, Bob. Whatever you say!

Tell the invisible guy on the left to put his mask on. Thanks

Before I bring out our Founder, Donald J. Trump…

“My friend tells me to do bad things.” “He doesn’t like you.”

Which church, synagogue, or mosque might this be?

My friend George doesn’t get it. All the seats ARE taken.

This doesn’t go over as well in the current Covid environment.

I once downloaded a free desktop clock program. In order to get the file I was required to register my name, email, address, title, and company name. So I made myself Director of Non=corporeal resources for Imaginary Friends Ltd.

The joke loses a lot when that is a full house, COVID-style.

Anyone can say that now!

Funny!