Monty by Jim Meddick for October 22, 2020

Another “value” from the Sav-Mart! He’d better wash up! All those floor models are covered in COVID-19. Or kid snot.

I got a talking ouija board that functioned about like that. And unlike this (apparently) the malfunctioning did not add to its charm.

I got an error message about my security cameras the other day. I check them and they were working but on the inside one motes of light were flying around! Ghosts?!

Is it haunted by the ghost of the Chinese factory worker who made the shoddy thing?

“HA HA HA! . . . it laughed derisively.”

Hey, it’s cute! Who cares if it works or not?

(Like the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition figurine I got; the battery died early and was of course inaccessible and hence irreplaceable….)

Yep, label it a feature, mark it “limited edition” and jack up the price.

The “skull” reminds me a little of Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers).

Included in the instructions:

“Do not MOCK Happy Fun Skull”

However, what if he is right??…..