Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for October 23, 2020

Is it really recidivism if they’re trying to get back into stir because they prefer incarceration?

“Three hots and a cot.”

Knew a man one time that wrote a threatening letter to the president and signed his name to it. He had leukemia and wanted the federal medical care. It worked.

At least you’d have groceries.

Guess who’s the store cashier?

This sounds like a plot from an O Henry story.

wonder how this will go wrong

Perhaps a grocery store in another town?