Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 19, 2020

Just be thankful Rip. You’re back on earth.

Glenda the good witch she ain’t. Hey bubble girl, you could have at least told him which direction leads to civilization.

Wait, what? What about that big blue alien guy inside the abandoned Skull hideout? All that was just an illusion?

And what about Cobra being his true love?? Tune in tomorrow for the continuing adventures…

One thing that I have to say about Dan is that he really, really has no problem with the term McGuffin.

Find a stream, Rip; follow it downhill; you’ll hit civilization sooner or later..

Maybe Rip has been in a hospital all this time, recuperating from the exploding Skull missile, and this has all been a “fever dream”. Of course, when he wakes up, Breezy will smack him back into a coma for that Cobra stuff.

KA-MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

It’s good that Rip’s back on Earth. Where on Earth, though? And have we seen the last of Brainzo?

oh the irony

Say… You don’t suppose Brainzo dropped him at that very spot on purpose, do you…?

I mean, the last time we saw Cobra, she was running scared from the psychopath formerly known as Sheriff Rock, possibly known as NegaRip.

Perhaps (and this is just my personal theory, mind you…) Rip was put there to deal with his so-called feelings toward Cobra (despite being in love and having a child with Breezy), and deal with Rock/NegaRip in the process.

Like, wow, Dan. This is pretty cosmic man!

Why would he call her “Rip”? That’s his name! d;o)