Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 15, 2020

At least Clifford the Big Red Cat buries his waste

Tis what Cats who are let go in the wild do …. They kill stuff. I see it all the time in my area :-(

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be the one following Clifford around with a shovel…

Nothing like a pile of dog poop as big as a living room chair…

Any cat that big would do exactly that. If a house cat weighed 100 pounds more, he would look at you as dinner….

Who knew pumpkin spice attracted huge cats like catnip??? :)

I’ve always said the difference between cats and dogs is this…If our sizes were to switch, the relationship between me and my dogs would stay the same, unconditional love. But with the cats…chew toy.

By a strange coincidence today’s “Free Range” also has a Clifford reference.

I always thought it would be cool to be a giant cat and eliminate animal and child abusers.

And then someone thought to replace the bat-signal with a giant, red lens and point it in the river to draw him away and into the water…

If dogs were the size of horses, we’d still want them around.

If cats were only twice the size they are now, they’d be too dangerous to keep in our homes.

Wait until he starts pushing people off of the edge of the Earth…