Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 19, 2020

Let’s ask another question, then: “What’s new?”

got nothing to do this week except work at the grocery store until the scheduled Saturday off… well, maybe also some laundry and personal grocery shopping before any of the days’ shifts

Sad, but true.

Consistency is overrated.

You forgot the beer drinking. I like beer, do you like beer.

Like the guy at the boat rental place said, “Nothing, What’s canoe with you?”

I don’t like to brag but on Monday I have an eye doctor appointment. Highlight of the week.

Rat don’t you have a Wise Ass meeting on the hill on Tuesday ? … Croc Power !

My sitting around waiting for the paint to dry, includes a lot of eating, too.

Being a bother to others has to be on that list somewhere!

Maybe for you, you privileged Rat. We gotta go and steal food every day or sleep hungry.

I wonder if he tweets nonsense while he’s awake, then dreams about what to tweet when he wakes up? Tweeterholic.

Geezus. . .find a hobby, read a book, write emails, read and comment on the comix. . .

Uh oooh! PIG’s wheels are turning now….

I can’t do anything Rat does anymore because some stupid pastry arts program.

Having a new-to-us house at this point in time keeps me busy. Yesterday, I went into the rec room, turned a light on and it made an odd noise and died. Added it to the to-do list.

Some of us don’t get/have to earn their living sitting through zoom meetings or drawing silly pictures.

I’ve been working the same hours all the way through this pandemic, and in person. I work at an “essential” (that’s what we claim) job at a facility that has to have someone there 24/7.

There are fewer choices outside of work, admittedly. But if you can’t find something to do even just hanging around the house, you have too few interests.

Zeebas and Larry, what dey up to?

If it weren’t for an abundance of calendars and my computer’s date/day/time prompt, I’d be as bad off as Rat, I fear….

I gotta get off my butt and put the snowblower on the zero-turn. But then again I’ve been busy with the wife after she broke her hip. 2020 has been a B—-h!

Last week was incredibly busy. My first socially distanced live chat with my best friend in months. My first visit to a restaurant with Crazy Cat Cousin since early March. And a zoom wedding and a memorial service. Everything bunched together and absolutely nothing on my calendar for the next weeks. Sigh.

As for me, there is the afternoon snack and nap.

What a great opportunity to learn to cook or try a recipe that takes a long time to make!

I have to go out for groceries and I tend to sleep more like 12-14 hours/night (due to chronic neuro-thingie), but otherwise, that pretty much sums up my schedule. My grocery bill keeps going up, yet the farmers are still complaining of depressed prices. Makes no sense. (Pun intended.)

“Wok like a man. my son..”

I am about to test a yo momma joke (: tell me what u guys thinkYo mommas so fat she doesn’t need internet; she’s already worldwide

Pretty much sums up my day…