Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 12, 2020

Excellent! Except for #3, which is true (knowledge is being aware a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad).

I’d be interested to hear one of the non-stupid phrases (or sentences) that begin with “Now, I don’t know much about quantum physics, BUT…”

All my favorite vegetables are fruits, and I actually do know a fair amount about quantum physics. Not sure where that puts me on Mount Stupid…

And all that I know about the Theory of Relativity is that time drags on slower when the relatives are in my house.

When I was in China I was astonished to learn that tomatoes were regarded as fruit, and served as such. Sliced tomatoes with sugar for desert. Cherry tomatoes, grapes and kiwi slices on top of the birthday “cake”. The champion: the McDonald’s had a photograph of an ice-cream cone with red sauce, so I bought one. It was Ketchup!

Good strip Zach, but it seems a bit — lazy. And Randall from xkcd may come over and sue you for some kind of trademark infringement.

Trump has been on Mt Stupid his entire life.

Zach, did you copy that graph from a Covid report?

Oh well, only 219,000 dead. “It it what it is”.

Every Republican politician’s favorite sentence starter: “Well, I’m not a scientist, but…”

Replace the label on the X-axis with “Age of Speaker”, with the Mt. Stupid at around 20 years.