Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 18, 2020

Well it’s still exercise sort of.

Spouse watches whatever news she wants to. Fortunately for us both, she and I eschew Faux Noose. What drives me bananas is her choice of daytime TV during the lunch “hour”. Sometimes I have to leave the room.

The answer is simple… None of them.

Watch auto racing, and you can pretend you’re chasing cars.

Not for nothing, but how can they even see the TV while they’re on the wheel?

Same ole, same ole, day in and day out, for 4 freaking years now! S T O P !!!!!

If you like being upset; watch the news.

Audio books! Catch up on your reading.

I like to read the comics while I “watch” the news. Like now.

Anything but the “View”!

It doesn’t matter which news channel you watch. After all, we’re told they are all fake news.

Hopefully they dont watch Fox news

But the fighting is better exercise, especially as it involves a much greater range of motions and stresses than repetitive wheel-spinning.

The first rule of Fight Club is whoever holds the remote gets to pick the channel…

Put it on the Food Channel, like they do at my gym. That’s just cruel…

What is this “live TV” that everyone speaks of? Just pick something from your favorite streaming service and click play ! ►

News-free, and available 24-7!