Some odors refuse to die
Zombie fart jokes are the best fart jokes.
Undead chicken? Well, it’s not a poultrygeist!
It’s an extra for the George Romero film, ‘Farts of the Chicken Dead.’
Why is it, that with all that rotting meat on the corpses of the walking dead, that you never see them being pestered by crows or vultures?
I always thought that to be true to life, any given zombie of any, umm, ripeness would be surrounded by birds all the time.
Insane in the methane.
You can’t do that! Can he DO that? (ROFL either way!)
“That’s some mighty good jokin’, folks!” Multiple ROFLs in one day’s comments!
If you ever wondered what zombie farts smell like…now you know. We already know what zombie breath smells like.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
Some odors refuse to die
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago
Zombie fart jokes are the best fart jokes.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ about 4 years ago
Undead chicken? Well, it’s not a poultrygeist!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ about 4 years ago
It’s an extra for the George Romero film, ‘Farts of the Chicken Dead.’
Nighthawks Premium Member about 4 years ago
Indianapolis Smith about 4 years ago
Why is it, that with all that rotting meat on the corpses of the walking dead, that you never see them being pestered by crows or vultures?
I always thought that to be true to life, any given zombie of any, umm, ripeness would be surrounded by birds all the time.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Insane in the methane.
John Falstaff about 4 years ago
You can’t do that! Can he DO that? (ROFL either way!)
John Falstaff about 4 years ago
“That’s some mighty good jokin’, folks!” Multiple ROFLs in one day’s comments!
tims145 about 4 years ago
If you ever wondered what zombie farts smell like…now you know. We already know what zombie breath smells like.