Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 15, 2020

Hrumph, Hrumph, Hrumph.

Humbug!

Maybe a joke?

These two reindeer come walking out of a bar, and BOY are they drunk….

Santa, it’s “O” that you’re looking for. (The guy is getting old don’t tell him I said that)

“Ha ha ha, hee hee hee, I’m a laughing gnome and you can’ catch me.”—David Bowie

Give me a “ho” Santa or you’re not leaving the shed!

♫Ho ho, he he, ha ha♫ Napoleon XIV

We’re all having that feeling this year…

Some days you feel like a he; some days you feel like a toy-company ho.

Too much pressure on poor Santa. Get him a beer. burp. :)

Curly Claus sez: “Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!”