Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for October 29, 2020

I don’t think vampires need to nourish eggs.

Naah, where they bit you doesn’t itch! B^D

“Well.. no. Skeeters don’t turn their victims into other skeeters, that I know of.”

I’d go with leech, or maybe a politician.

or a big tic

" … and you’re basically a mother-in-law with a funny hat?"

Except that he has to drink to get a buzz.