That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 12, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    “I gave him a fake address to send telegraphs and letters.”

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    rmremail  about 4 years ago

    The guy is thinking: Why are all the hot chicks either taken or gay?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Maybe if we string him along enough he’ll buy us drinks.”

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    rmremail  about 4 years ago

    Pretend you don’t notice him, but sashay a little slower. A few more days of this, and he’ll offer you the mansion just to sleep with him once.

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    Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “He’s quite the catch, you know. He’s staked out his own alley.”

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    Papared25  about 4 years ago

    “You don’t speak Italian, so I’ll translate it for you. He said he’s a temporary employer who just wanted to negotiate the three P’s: price, place, and possibilities.”

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    PICTO  about 4 years ago

    There has to be a BOGO joke in here somewhere…

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    ‘okay, i’ll explain one more time why cucumbers are better than men…’

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    Luigi’s erotic “technique”/ is applauding a lady’s physique/but the truth is emergin’/ that he’ll still be a virgin/ when he has been dead for a week.

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    WoodstockJack  about 4 years ago

    “Remember, Guido is waiting with his cosh in the next alley, so give it a little shake and we’ll have him following like a puppy.”

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    Buzzworld  about 4 years ago

    “Well that was really something. I can hardly walk.”

    “I told you he was good.”

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha…He hasn’t the slightest idea we’re gay.

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    well-i-never  about 4 years ago

    “I was with him last week – it is tiny, isn’t it?” “Miniscule!”

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    Reader  about 4 years ago

    Steve Melcher: winning comment of the year! Congratulations!!!

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    Egrayjames  about 4 years ago

    That’s got to be one of the best lines yet….“Hi, my name is Columbus and it’s Columbus Day…Would you like to see my mast?”

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    Reader  about 4 years ago

    “His cologne smelled more like chloroform!” “Yeah, really, hee hee.”

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    MS72  about 4 years ago

    How big is it? Niña, Pinta, or Santa Maria?

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    Lady loves a joke  about 4 years ago

    That may be the origin of Thelma & Louise..

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    epaphus8  about 4 years ago

    Manfred faced quite a dilemma: One of these “ladies” was Esmerelda, and the other was her brother Clarence in drag. But which was which? “Ah, bother,” Manfred decided at last, “I’ll invite both of them up to my room and find out which I prefer.”

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    lagoulou  about 4 years ago

    The stalker…

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    PO' DAWG  about 4 years ago

    Conjoined twins?

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    Bookworm  about 4 years ago

    Guido was used to being rejected. But what he didn’t know was that these two were members of his wife’s bridge club. Who’s laughing now?

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Standin’ in the doorway watchin’ all the girls go by.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Every move you make, every step you take, I’ll be watchin’ you.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint….

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    Another Take  about 4 years ago

    See! I told you these pillows under our skirts would keep the would-be Lotharios at bay!

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 4 years ago

    “Hey, ladies! Nice ankles!”

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    davanden  about 4 years ago

    He likes certain parts of you, anyway.

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    aerotica69  about 4 years ago

    Lucrezia : I hear Giacomo is “connected”.

    Maria : Yes, to his mother by her apron strings.

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    Radish...   about 4 years ago

    What did he mean by, “I like your shiny shoes”?

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    “I’m telling you, Lucinda, that’s the reason they call him Piccolo Pete!”

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The Flirtation

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eugen_von_Blaas_-_The_Flirtation,_1889.jpg 

    has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. File history has the strip coloration.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/blaas_eugene_de.html 

    http://www.wikiart.org/en/eugene-de-blaas 

    http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/Blaas1.htm 

    http://www.macconnal-mason.com/Blaas-Eugen-von-DesktopDefault.aspx?tabid=45&tabindex=44&artistid=56667 

    http://hoocher.com/Eugene_de_Blaas/Eugene_de_Blaas.html 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (who I still believe died in 1931), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 20 works (21 times, including 1 repeat) by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/01/30?comments=visible 

    has the prior work, like this, another of the several he did while in Venice: 

    https://www.google.com/search?as_st=y&tbm=isch&hl=en&as_q=%22Eugene+de%22+OR+%22Eugen+von%22+Venetian+OR+Venice+OR+gossip+OR+letter&as_epq=Blaas 

    My comment at that prior strip also pointed to that and the artist info URLs.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2554 (October 11, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “So then he says…get this….‘Why do you need more than one pair of shoes?’”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 4 years ago

    See, I told you dropping the shawl would catch his attention.

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 4 years ago

    poor gusepti both his wife and mistress fell in love with each other, maybe they have a brother.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    These sailors on liberty always fall for the old “white socks/clean girls” gag! :>)

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    rugeirn  about 4 years ago

    No, it doesn’t mean he likes you. It means he doesn’t even think you’re human.

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    lutro  about 4 years ago

    “…It Means That There’s No Cod In His Codpiece”

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