Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 08, 2020

She shouldn’t get near a scale for awhile.

How about a chauffeur?

Yes, Aunty. You should get all the help you can.

More cost effective than the alternate.

A chef would do it for me. . .well, maybe a maid to do the dusting. . .

Certainly you would benefit from “professional help”, old girl!

I could certainly use a chef. Maybe he/she could come up with something my brother would actually eat. At 76, he’s worse than a picky toddler.

After 50-plus years of being a “housewife”, I am just tired of deciding what to fix for meals.

I suggest a professionally-made straitjacket… ☺

“… the butler and the maid and the servants three…”

Also an accountant and a secretary.

i keep thinking the same thing…only problem is that i don’t have the money to pay someone cuz of those “fruitless” trees outside don’t grow money either…(crying uncontrollably)

Aunty, I thought you had it made, but you want it “maid”!

I’m holding out for a Lifeguard for the Hot Tub and a Masseuse.

Both should be Petite Redheads.

Now, if only I could bring myself to believe that the 128,000,000 to 1 odds in the lottery were beatable.