Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 29, 2020

Okay Bucky. Crossed eyes, -85. Drooped ears, – 67. Bad attitude, -2.00.

And you’re missing a tooth, Bucky. Remember that ferret has it on a string around his neck?

How about keeping my booted foot bottled up inside you?

Why be only a critic of something frivolous like food?

Bucky reminds me of road kill.

Keep it up Bucky and your health might take a turn for the worse!

Free Transport to the Critics Convention, Bucky. Litter box limo via the Trash-Shute! 5 ⭐️’s!

Warning Bucky ! The ice is about to break because of the load you put on it ! Have fun in the cold water ;-)

Obviously, Bucky has secretly been watching old videos of Don Rickles on some sort of device. He’s learning to master the art of the put down. (RIP Don Rickles)

Has Bucky never looked in the mirror?

If no one likes critics, then it is the perfect job for Bucky.

Yes, but every time he does the mirror cracks!!!

I think this is supposed to be a parody of review and rating systems for products. The problem is that those have become self-parody. I always read the lower rating reviews, although even some of these are now being generated by professionals hired by competitors.

Sea urchin, ha!

Hey Buck, remember who knows how to use the can opener.

Another Bucky grand slam! Good one.

“I don’t feel it’s healthy to keep your faults bottled up inside of me.”

Well in that case, let’s take you to the vet this very minute and have her put you out of our misery.

When criticized you only need to consider the source, Rob.

Sounds like my wife.