That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 14, 2020

“Damn! How do I get rid of this hangnail?”

Crazy Eddie reading his imaginary newspaper.

♪♫"Something in the way she moves

Attracts me like no other lover…."♪♫

The one common link of all cultures…waiting an eternity for the doctor in the examination room.

Brad’s ability to roll two joints simultaneously was only one of the reasons he was popular at bachelorette parties.

bob, pondering whether to clap his hands as the acid kicks in…

“Man, I really need to get my nails done.”

Wow! This is the longest pube I’ve ever grown!

“Well I guess Strip Poker is not my game. I even lost the cards and the table.”

Do his arms seem way out of proportion to anyone?

As George was about to leave for work, he paused to think if he was forgetting anything.

An artist can understand/ the use of a substance that’s banned/ it helps me to play/ and, Dude, by the way/ did you ever just LOOK at your hand ? (I mean, like, I can see the ATOMS…)"

…and then he remembered, “No wonder it sounds like crap; I can’t play left handed.”

Back when you had to hire an artist in order to send nudes.

The man is the neighborhood pest/ he seems to think himself “blessed”/ but the neighbors agree/ that it’s high time that he / either get outta town, or get dressed.

He took the match from the matchbook and prepared to see if you really could ignite your flatulence.

Let’s see now, 4 plus 3 equals …

As an experienced nude model in a females-only art class, Brad knew the focus of attention would be on the condition of his fingernails.

A young Arnold Schwarzennegger wondering if those pills he got at the gym would really work…

After donning his new clothes, the Emperor took a few minutes to also admire his new manicure.

I gotta find a new gym, those #*&!*s stole my clothes again!

♪♫ "_Now, you duck into an alleyway, thinking

‘Hey, maybe I can cop a J

And get back before the boss finds out I’m gone.‘

Remembering the golden rule

You look both ways, make sure it’s cool

And when there ain’t a soul for miles around

You clutch your baggie full of weed

And careful not to spill a seed

You roll a joint as big as Baltimore

And as you take that first big drag in

A helicopter drops a paddy wagon

And guess who’s standing smiling by the door_"♪♫

The organist was visualizing alternating ranks and crossing his feet on the pedals before the big concert. His only thought was playing his organ.

Lady Godiva’s husband working up the courage to join his wife on horseback.

Stuart always liked to catch a little buzz before doing his nude-modeling gig at the Community College. It helped to blur the edges on an already depressing self-portrait.

“Why do I have to take my clothes off to get a manicure?”

It was this big!

The model’s rest: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Le_Repos_du_mod%C3%A8le,_1889,_pastel.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

https://www.askart.com/artist/Alexandre_Jacques_Chantron/11093515/Alexandre_Jacques_Chantron.aspx 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/alexandre-jacques-chantron 

https://prabook.com/web/alexandre-jacques.chantron/3742523 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again if truncated, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2556 (October 13, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

A man who decided to do his entire morning routine in mime – including getting dressed.

Looks more like an air accordion.

The modeling gig paid pretty well, but Frank really wished they would let him sit on a chair once in a while.

The Emperor checking his new clothes.

Ladies truly I AM this big!

From my brother (no slouch himself !) “He’s shvitzing on a sauna bench/ and, as he is known to be French/ he’s taking a pause/ to light a Gaulois/ and add to the overall stench !”

i know i left my clothes right here before the shower, she must have taken them so i will have to follow her to the bed room. crafty bitch.

Take off your clothes, she said. Now go to town, she said. Oh, alright! I’ll wait one more hour then! :>)

And now comes the part of the dream where Alex realizes that not only is he naked at school, but he has a final exam in a class that he has not gone to all semester!

“YES!” he thinks. I got a part in the “Call on Me” video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4&list=RDqetW6R9Jxs4&start_radio=1

Did you ever really look at your hands, I mean like wow…

Looked like that once though my hair was already white and I had put myself on a body building regimen at school. I even impressed a coach once.

Anglicized version of a Playboy cartoon caption: “Sir, I believe she is gone…”

If I paint him between poses I don’t have to pay, yes?

The emperor’s new clothes, and newspaper.