Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 31, 2020

Word gets around quick to bypass your house.

It doesn’t take much to be way too much.

oh, boy. now they can enjoy kale smoothies for the foreseeable future…

Eww!

Just me, or has the great zucchini menace disappeared?

Please kids, only one handful per child!

Just compost it!

I see lots of toilet paper in your yard in the future.

I swear the leaves I rake up in the yard have the same “mouth feel” as kale and they at least have a bit of flavor.

So I guess they were giving out TRICKS this year.

word spreads fast along the kids Trick-or-Treat highway

Chocolate-covered kale is delicious…or so I’m told.

The T-or-T’ers aren’t done with you. Have a look at your house and the trees tomorrow morning. You’ve clearly forgotten about the “trick” option in “trick or treat.”

How do you make kale?

Kale! Kale! The gang’s not here!

Think positive, now you’ll have it all to yourselves.

Those ghosts on the door are wearing perkale sheets.