Lola by Todd Clark for October 28, 2020

Just what the world needs— a smart-aleck GPS.

while your recalculating, I’ll drive of the cliff and watch you fall with me safely watching your demise.

I had an older Garmin that could be loaded with alternate voices. One was Dr. Nightmare. As you were driving along he’d say random things like “Pay no attention to those noises coming from the trunk.”

I love my garmin.

Smart ass…..