New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for October 15, 2020

I would recommend Chariots of Fire. You won’t need the tranquilizer gun.

An Affair to Remember? My god, woman, there’s no need for animal cruelty.

More like “An Affair you would rather Forget”!

Better yet, any version of The Great Gatsby. Or a great cast that makes the petrified forest (the actual one, not the movie) look like a nudist production of Blazing Saddles – March Or Die (dreadfully boring, corpse-like acting from great stars). Or how ‘bout The Postman? Or maybe Blue Lagoon? Oh, I’m sooo sleepy now…. Zzzzzzzz.

20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go

I wanna be sedated

Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh

I wanna be sedated

Or a BluRay of “A Walk In The Clouds.” Keanu Reeves facial expressions ran the gamut from A to B.

Try network television.

I think An Affair to Remember is for Fluffy no longer having affairs to remember after spaying. At least, that’s what I first thought.

Endangered species should be bred, not spayed, unless there’s already an inbred defect. Someone should have spayed her.