Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 21, 2020

It’s only a matter of time until Tarzan causes a mass extinction of bolagnis.

You gotta admit bolagis can’t half move when they need too….

You could say he moved towards Tarzan straight as an arrow….

What no Bull Challenge first? Shame on you Tarzan…

The verbiage tells the tale. If a foe is both “massive” and “lurching” (not to mention “hairy”), he is beneath such niceties as a formal “Bull Challenge.”

At most, mangani etiquette would have required Tarzan to utter the less prolonged and formal “Calf Challenge.”

“Meh!”

Tarzan’s cat like reflexes are taking a catnap. Tarzan hopes the artist drew his knife on his shorts; because sometimes they forget.

Ow! My massive hairy back!

That must have caused a bruise on Lana Turner (Jane Mansfield? I don’t think we decided yet) when he dropped her like that. Tarzan will have to give her a massage to ease the pain when he’s through killing another animal.

I’m guessing we’re about to receive an object lesson in why the Cave Bolgani is now extinct, whereas there still remains a sad remnant of Mountain Bolgani. Where is Diane Fossey when you need her? ;-)

Time for some steel-like leg thews to get to work.

Aw, this is a bunch of Bolgani… ☺

Drooling Bolgani will be easily tossed over the precipice and be smashed below. A perfect way to prepare pressed Bolgani sandwiches for Tarzan’s and Fauna’s impromptu jungle picnic! Omat is going to be jealous so he’d best start bathing and shaving. Perhaps a smear of spoor colonge will impress…..then again…….

Serves you right, back-shooter!

I never took Tarzan as a back shooter, but what they hey? It is kinda fun.

Fawna starts cheering on Bulgogi: “Kill him! Kill the pale Brazilian waxer!”

whatever happened to him having a chat with him first?

Tarzan, you should know he doesn’t like his privacy being interrupted.

Now you’ve annoyed him with that itty bitty arrow, and it seems that you have opened up HIS can of Whoop Tarmangani Butt.