Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 29, 2020

“Cutting” remarks.

Try chasing them with an axe next time.

But it’s OK to chase the classmates who don’t have a chainsaw?

How about a machete. Would that be alright.

I bet he ran in the hall with scissors too.

When chainsaws are outlawed only outlaws will have chainsaws…

Reminds me of “The Simpsons”.

Use a circular saw, you’re too little to use a chainsaw!

he has trouble masking his feelings of animosity…

A classmate with a chainsaw is not a good thing to chase!

Aw, the little guy was only trying to express himself! /s

Only during Halloween season am I allowed….right?

They didn’t say anything about not chasing the teacher, though.

He looks on the fright side of life.

One of the first rules of lab safety, no running.

Must have had a longer piece of chalk when he started.

My son had a toy chainsaw, you would pull the cord and it would sound like it was running. He also had a toy drill. I guess that was before everyone got stupid.

Yeah, there’s a great punishment. Really going to get him to change his behavior.