You’re lucky your arm and leg were on your side of the bed. Now shut up and go to sleep before she changes her mind. That’s what you get when you forget the cat’s birthday!
Now you’ve been married long enough to know the " let’s not go to bed angry" thing only applies to you. She reserves the right to renege on that whenever and as often as she likes.
Now that I look at this one again, I probably should’ve had a big chainsaw cut/gouge in the wall and along the floor. Would have made it funnier. My bad. I’ll get better. Thanks for sticking with me.
allen@home about 4 years ago
Yea i would have to say yes it’s over.
rekam Premium Member about 4 years ago
Gee, I wonder if they can use superglue on it and rejoin the two sides once they’ve kissed and made up.
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
it appears that they’ve grown apart…
Farside99 about 4 years ago
You’re lucky your arm and leg were on your side of the bed. Now shut up and go to sleep before she changes her mind. That’s what you get when you forget the cat’s birthday!
Znox11 about 4 years ago
Now you’ve been married long enough to know the " let’s not go to bed angry" thing only applies to you. She reserves the right to renege on that whenever and as often as she likes.
jscarff57 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Does this mean we get make-up sex tomorrow?
l3i7l about 4 years ago
She solved the problem, and is not angry any more. Now shut up and go to sleep!
looseparts creator about 4 years ago
Now that I look at this one again, I probably should’ve had a big chainsaw cut/gouge in the wall and along the floor. Would have made it funnier. My bad. I’ll get better. Thanks for sticking with me.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
No worries until she puts on a hockey mask…
Lablubber about 4 years ago
The Texas Divorce Massacre,
flpmlp about 4 years ago
It’s all good!
radams52 about 4 years ago
I think before I went to sleep I’d hide the chain saw!