The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 03, 2020

No kids.. thank heaven

That part is supposed to be your big finale.

What’s more fantasy than a unicorn, ..unless its a juggling unicorn.

There was a time, Ed Sullivan would have been all over this!

OTOH, world-class shish-kebobber.

Well, there’s your problem. You’re using three tennis balls. You should start off with one ear of maize.

I had written him a letter which I had, for want of betterKnowledge, sent to where I met him in the kitchen, years ago;He was juggling when I knew him, so I sent the letter to himJust “on spec”, addressed as follows: “Quincy of The Overthrow”

juggling really takes balls…

“Maybe when you’re finished the dishes we can play leapfrog”… Quincy

Why don’t both of you try Quoits?

A pointed lesson, indeed!

thanks scott, u n corny comics is your thing !

I wonder how he’d do at billiards.

I’ll have to flatten my horn, because at this rate, I’ll run out of balls….er….well, not ALL my balls, you know what I mean……….don’t you?

She has a point.

And unicorn childproofing was invented.

Well, you each have your point.

A talking unicorn!

He might be able to spin a dish on top of his head.

That’d be a good way to end a juggling act.

Tennis might also not be for you.

I wish those guys had been linemen on our football team. No helmet needed!

Tusk, tusk

Doubtful, did you ever try to cut a tennis ball in half?

My granddaughters are unicorn experts and I know for a fact that Quincy is not a unicorn name!

Well, he definitely needs to come up with a new act for the Highland Games.

Change the Act to Uniporn?