Now leave it at Hot Shot number 37 a couple more rounds and they might just be stumbling over small buildings and crushing them. Maybe even knocking over the building that Bleeb is hiding and watching from.
I don’t know. They seem a little wobbly to me. Perhaps some cheese bombs and a few candle rockets would set the mood for some less monstrous, but more interesting, activity.
“Nitro One to Base, uh, the Chardonnay ordinance appears to have delivered the desired effect on the targets… uh, they appear to be singing and dancing, and getting very friendly… awaiting further orders, over.”
“Base to Nitro One… roger that. Uh, Nitro One, you may wanna return to base with full afterburners… uh, you’re not gonna wanna see what happens next, over!”
“Nitro One to base, uh, roger that, I’ve already seen sump’n I’m not gonna be able to unsee, so I’ll conserve the fuel returning to base… besides, one of ‘em just ralphed Chardonnay and completely covered an entire building. It was awesome, over.
“Base to Nitro One, roger that. Uh, Nitro One have a good flight back to base, and uh, we’ll be patiently waiting that gun camera footage! Over!”
Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago
“I LOVE YOU MANNNNNN!”
Baarorso about 4 years ago
“Godzilla, how about forgetting about destroying the city and joining me in a dance?” ;D
Leojim about 4 years ago
Now leave it at Hot Shot number 37 a couple more rounds and they might just be stumbling over small buildings and crushing them. Maybe even knocking over the building that Bleeb is hiding and watching from.
Farside99 about 4 years ago
With a lot of sulfites, they’re gonna have such a headache in the morning! Probably won’t ever want to come back this way again!
Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago
Reminds me of the video game “Rampage”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampage_(1986_video_game)
Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago
Mr. McPherson – RIP Uriah Heep’s Ken Hensley.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
I wonder what Fay thinks about this bromance they have going?
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
Wondering if that’s what they do for fights on the ‘Housewives’ shows..
jbduncan about 4 years ago
Should be Saki- they only attack Tokyo.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Wait till they collapse, geniuses!
geese28 about 4 years ago
I could use some of that right now
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I don’t know. They seem a little wobbly to me. Perhaps some cheese bombs and a few candle rockets would set the mood for some less monstrous, but more interesting, activity.
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
A good glass of wine can make all the difference in an attitude. Actually, so can a good beer….
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Nitro One to Base, uh, the Chardonnay ordinance appears to have delivered the desired effect on the targets… uh, they appear to be singing and dancing, and getting very friendly… awaiting further orders, over.”
“Base to Nitro One… roger that. Uh, Nitro One, you may wanna return to base with full afterburners… uh, you’re not gonna wanna see what happens next, over!”
“Nitro One to base, uh, roger that, I’ve already seen sump’n I’m not gonna be able to unsee, so I’ll conserve the fuel returning to base… besides, one of ‘em just ralphed Chardonnay and completely covered an entire building. It was awesome, over.
“Base to Nitro One, roger that. Uh, Nitro One have a good flight back to base, and uh, we’ll be patiently waiting that gun camera footage! Over!”
Old Asdirt about 4 years ago
Is it the building or is that Kong’s crotch on fire?
eberkun about 4 years ago
There’ll be plenty of damage if one or both of them gets literally falling-down drunk
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
No, use the decoy to lure them out of the city – a pair of giant lamp shades!
jvscanlan Premium Member about 4 years ago
How to fight the next Arab war . . .
scpandich about 4 years ago
Good thing they’re not mean drunks.