Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 02, 2020

The “artful” dodger.

You KNOW that’s Jared in the black beret.

Thatababy “drores” better than Jared. :)

I love some of the details in this drawing. Like reproducing a child’s idea of how to draw four legs on a dog. Plus the assortment of compact childhood scenes and settings, all of which look like subjects any little kid might draw, only neatly spaced.

Way better than modern art.

I hope Jared charged for admittance. The profits might (key word: “might”) help protect him from Mom’s wrath!

Awwww, how cute!

It’s time to serve the Stouffer’s Bacon and Cheddar Mac bites.

No caviar?

That Kushner kid was always a snooty little brat.

Standard way of identifying the artist: wear a beret, but I’ve never seen anyone in my circle of artistic friends wear one. Where did this start? France?

Til Mom finds out and squelches his creativity.

Not positive, but I’m fairly sure that the little boat with two passengers is an original Grandma Moses

When Mom see this, her and Jared are going to engage in performance art, The Dancing Indian. (Preformed by the parent holding one arm of the child straight up with a firm grasp while motivating him to dance in a circle and keep time to the beat.)

“It’s like everything and nothing at the same time” (Actual art snob comment at an exhibit)