Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 06, 2020

Start with one bite

And bring the BBQ sauce.

Butt guess where they always start?

all by himself? that would be an elephantine task…

How do you eat an elephant? …. One bite at a time.

I’m wondering what elephant tastes like. Anyone know?

Lined up to the right end though.. get the best part before the rest of the crew shows up

Tusk, tusk

In order to eat the elephant they have to remove the tusks. So they’ll move it to Alabama where the Tuscaloosa (Apologies to Groucho Marx.).

Aerial assistance will be leaving the aviary forthwith.