So these two “criminal masterminds” came up with the “brilliant scheme” to sell a stolen jewel to pirates. And then “cleverly double-cross” them, to get the money * and* the jewel.
Someone should tell “Ma and Pa Barker” that pirates don’t buy stolen merchandise. They STEAL it! And they’ve seen this “Double -cross the pirates after we get the money” scenario from every two bit hustler, who thought they were clever.
(Sorry for the long exposition. But honestly! Real pirates would never fall for such an obvious scheme.
Ahhh, what is that delicate fragrance wafting by? A bit of blood? Testosterone? Adrenaline? A bit of peppermint? That’s right my friends, things are about to go HAYWIRE!
ericbrower about 4 years ago
So these two “criminal masterminds” came up with the “brilliant scheme” to sell a stolen jewel to pirates. And then “cleverly double-cross” them, to get the money * and* the jewel.
Someone should tell “Ma and Pa Barker” that pirates don’t buy stolen merchandise. They STEAL it! And they’ve seen this “Double -cross the pirates after we get the money” scenario from every two bit hustler, who thought they were clever.
(Sorry for the long exposition. But honestly! Real pirates would never fall for such an obvious scheme.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
Ka-DOUBLECROSS!
imbaldeagle about 4 years ago
Rip’s knuckles love a silly plan. Hear them giggle?
Chithing Premium Member about 4 years ago
If the pirate’s name is Dog, or Dawg (whatever) we might be left with a dead cat and mouse. Not that I’m suggesting anything…
Thinkingblade about 4 years ago
Ahhh, what is that delicate fragrance wafting by? A bit of blood? Testosterone? Adrenaline? A bit of peppermint? That’s right my friends, things are about to go HAYWIRE!
bartwell7 about 4 years ago
Make a trade with pirates?…and the pirate queen is…
tad1 about 4 years ago
Somehow, I doubt their scheme (KA-SCHEME!) will go as planned.
tad1 about 4 years ago
The question is, who will be shooting who?
Gent about 4 years ago
Is this another illusion by the mind meddling alien? Are those bullets for real?