Buni by Ryan Pagelow for October 28, 2020

These have had their intestinal tracts cleaned out. Hence the lack of flavor. (cackle, cackle)

I’ve been fooled by that before. Always read the box carefully! No lo-fat! No artificial sweeteners!

Don’t you just hate when that happens?

Bacon grease will fix that.

made me chuckle

Fat-free, sugar-free, or slime-free?

Well of course it tastes terrible! You’re only supposed to use toe of frog alongside the eye of newt, not the whole frog!

Hmmm… Not Froggy Helper? For the busy witch!

You should get some instant frog applause.

made of tofu, but the box says it tastes the same

she could also have used chicken. She would have not noticed the difference

’Twas beari unfunni.

Today’s strip is very ribbiting.

Any processed food that says “low fat” usually has hidden sugars. “Low/no sugar” products often have hidden fats.