I notice that as John is listing the major expenses of the year, he seems to be leaving out the part where he spent money on Fiona Brass’ apartment in order to get her out of the house. Maybe he doesn’t want Elizabeth to know that’s how he got he got Fiona to leave.
Speaking of bills, we are having the house painted, and a new metal roof put on, next summer. We still have our last stimulus checks, and will use the new, forthcoming, (when they make up their minds about it) stimulus checks, to do it.
Grammatically, that should either be, “Is that Bill’s dad?” or “Are those Bill’s dads?”. Hopefully, Elizabeth doesn’t decide to grow up to be a teacher. I don’t think she’s got the skills.
Sounds like one joke I remember from MAD, where they are filming a commercial encouraging people to switch to electric power.
MC: “You see folks, the Adamses use propane to heat their home, and last year their heating bill was $2,048! The Sanchezes on the other hand, use electricity, and they only paid $232 for the year!”
Crew member{offstage}: “Sure hope no one finds out that the Adamses lives in Northfield, Vermont, and the Sanchezes in Yuma, Arizona!”
He’s a little wrong. When he sells the house he can add the cost of the air conditioning, the the gutters, and the roof to the cost of the house thereby reducing the taxable profit.
I always find it amusing when people say the baby will come when it’s ready. Because I had no say in my birth. I was a C-section because my older brother was an emergency one and the doc said it’d be safer if all the rest of her babies were too. My C-section was on a Mon. because that’s when the doc liked to do them. And it was the last Monday in Dec. because my dad wanted the tax deduction.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
except for Michael’s Manitoba Martha-less misadventure, I’m not sure I remember those other events
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I enjoyed the first two panels- funny
GirlGeek Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The important things
howtheduck almost 4 years ago
I notice that as John is listing the major expenses of the year, he seems to be leaving out the part where he spent money on Fiona Brass’ apartment in order to get her out of the house. Maybe he doesn’t want Elizabeth to know that’s how he got he got Fiona to leave.
Johnnyrico almost 4 years ago
Might as well get something useful out of it…
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Maybe next year they will have some better cents then they had in last year’s cents.
Susan00100 almost 4 years ago
That’s the #1 reason most people have kids—the tax deduction.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Collingwood? Did they visit Barnabas Collins?
John Wiley Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Eaves troughs? Are those gutters?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Looking back on all I did this year, I have noticed a distinct lack of receipts. I wonder if masks are tax deductible?
rebelstrike0 almost 4 years ago
The Pattersons live in Taxada.
summerdog almost 4 years ago
Speaking of bills, we are having the house painted, and a new metal roof put on, next summer. We still have our last stimulus checks, and will use the new, forthcoming, (when they make up their minds about it) stimulus checks, to do it.
Atewl almost 4 years ago
Grammatically, that should either be, “Is that Bill’s dad?” or “Are those Bill’s dads?”. Hopefully, Elizabeth doesn’t decide to grow up to be a teacher. I don’t think she’s got the skills.
USN1977 almost 4 years ago
Who could Uncle Tony be? There was a wedding where Uncle Phil married, but that was long ago, not within the scope of this year.
USN1977 almost 4 years ago
Sounds like one joke I remember from MAD, where they are filming a commercial encouraging people to switch to electric power.
MC: “You see folks, the Adamses use propane to heat their home, and last year their heating bill was $2,048! The Sanchezes on the other hand, use electricity, and they only paid $232 for the year!”
Crew member{offstage}: “Sure hope no one finds out that the Adamses lives in Northfield, Vermont, and the Sanchezes in Yuma, Arizona!”
freewaydog almost 4 years ago
Who is Uncle Tony? I only remember Uncle Phil! ??
M2MM almost 4 years ago
Our 2020 events calendar: Got up, watched the news, ate, did a jigsaw puzzle, went to bed. Same entry nearly every day. :P
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 4 years ago
My wife’s sister was born on New Years Eve. While they were little, their father often referred to the sister as ‘My little tax deduction’.
Mark Hanson almost 4 years ago
Dad: …we sent Michael to Winnipeg…"
Liz: “Unfortunately, he came back.”
johnschutt almost 4 years ago
Wealthy family by my standards.
Nala the Great almost 4 years ago
He’s a little wrong. When he sells the house he can add the cost of the air conditioning, the the gutters, and the roof to the cost of the house thereby reducing the taxable profit.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Life is something we all live and learn from but little of it is tax deductible. Lesson learned…..
dv1093 almost 4 years ago
OK, really. How many of us are working on our taxes today?
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
A baby? Guess it’s been awhile since I visited.
kab2rb almost 4 years ago
Just like me, I was a tax deductible on New Years Eve. Parent’s gone and I official by then Medicare age. Matter of days.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
So a COVID-free year wherever this is located?
Publius10608218 almost 4 years ago
I always find it amusing when people say the baby will come when it’s ready. Because I had no say in my birth. I was a C-section because my older brother was an emergency one and the doc said it’d be safer if all the rest of her babies were too. My C-section was on a Mon. because that’s when the doc liked to do them. And it was the last Monday in Dec. because my dad wanted the tax deduction.
Jan C almost 4 years ago
She’s not a deduction. She’s an exemption.
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 4 years ago
There’s an old joke about a salesman who was so good he could sell a freezer to an Eskimo. Apparently John met that saleman.