Just a little reminder that a hippo can probably outrun you over short distances.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a hippopotamus will do.
Don’t want a doll, no dinky tinkertoy.
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy.
I don’t think santa claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue.
Just bring him through the front door.
That’s the easy thing to do.
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs.
Oh what joy and what surprise,
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there!
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses.
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian.
There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage.
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage.
Oh what joy and what surprise
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses.
I only like hippopotamuseses.
This is why the test of free speech is offensive speech. It’s also why humans have elaborate customs governing personal interaction.
perhaps hippos and whales are soooo big they need the buoyancy of water to prevent them from collapsing under their own weight. Or at least whales anyway.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Just a little reminder that a hippo can probably outrun you over short distances.
bookworm0812 almost 4 years ago
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a hippopotamus will do.
Don’t want a doll, no dinky tinkertoy.
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
I don’t think santa claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue.
Just bring him through the front door.
That’s the easy thing to do.
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs.
Oh what joy and what surprise,
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there!
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a hippopotamus will do.
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses.
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian.
There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage.
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage.
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs.
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there!
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a hippopotamus will do.
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses.
I only like hippopotamuseses.
And hippopotamuses like me too!
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
This is why the test of free speech is offensive speech. It’s also why humans have elaborate customs governing personal interaction.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
perhaps hippos and whales are soooo big they need the buoyancy of water to prevent them from collapsing under their own weight. Or at least whales anyway.