The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 12, 2020

What happens if I mayfly eats off the ground? Is it going to get a life-threatening illness?

Too late. Took you longer than that to say it.

The bigger problem is Mayflies have no mouth!

500 nanosecond rule. Or about 1,000 computer clock cycles.

As promoted by legendary rock artist Curtis Mayfly…

I wonder what the rule is for June beetles.

Ewwww

what exactly is the diet of mayflies

Mayfly……………..mayfall

0.5 microsecond rule?

But your laughs keep on coming, Mr. Hilburn. Thank you.

That’s living life in the fast lane! But where’d they find a drum stick that small?

Like they’d be particular about eating something on the floor…

We thank all GPS systems that are way shorter than that.

Hahahahahahaha….good one

Now that’s short order cooking.

The thing about May flies is that they actually live for years in the nymph stage, so it’s not that bad.