Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 19, 2020

Bucky, “warm like a ziploc after walkies” what can I say?

I’m sure Ziploc appreciated its registered copyright being recognized in the context of how one of its bags feels when it contains a fresh dog turd.

As soft and warm as a ziplock mitten …

What a felicitous simile! An unkind person might use that as an insult as in, “Sure, sure. I’ll bet you’re as warm-hearted as a Ziploc after walkies!”

Sealed for your protection ;-)

Hey Pinkish—you pay the rent, kick his smoking butt out! Unless you’re afraid of Fungo.

My sister may have alluded to the fact that whenever she would walk her two dogs in the winter, those little baggies made great hand warmers. After the initial ick factor, as long as the bag was doubled over and no chance of a mishap, she might’ve been onto something. But she also lived in Alaska at the time.

He’s just “Smokin’ in the boys room…don’ fill me up with your rule”.

This seems like a case where he could simply ask Fungo to stop. Fungo has always been a relatively polite neighbor and houseguest.

That’s precision annoyance.

Wow. Rob and Bucky on the same page? This is a rare moment…..

Disney’s “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah” from “Song of the South” was prophetic, I suppose.

Two millimeter tolerance?! I’ll say it’s tolerant. It’s so tolerant, Fungo wouldn’t even function if he were an internal combustion engine.

Why is Rob asking Bucky to entertain/talk to Fungo when he should know by now that the two don’t get a long at all? Satchel is the one who is friends with Fungo and would be Rob’s best choice on getting Fungo to stop smoking.

Somehow this story line was brought back in the middle of the arc. Strange. Not sure who makes these calls