The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 12, 2020

Speaking at my house is not difficult, it is useless.

One time I didn’t speak to my wife for 18 months. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

I find it hard to watch what I say. There are no speech balloons in real life.

Yikes I am very sorry for all of you. Been together for 45 years and we talk every day!

Lemons → lemonade.

It’s like being the invisible man, you can say what you want.

I live alone and talk to myself. Minimal arguments.

Most perceptive, O Dean of Doormats!

Sometimes you have to constantly watch what you hear too, and even more so to what you choose to listen to.

Sometimes, that is a good thing…..or not?

That can be a blessing. However, at the rare times when they do listen, you will probably get into trouble…..

My family gets a kick out of the fake curse words I use around them (I was a sailor when we got married and really had to watch it).

Odd, my wife says I never talk to her. One sided arguments.

I think it’s more a case that doesn’t get a chance to talk.

Brutus, since you normally say the wrong thing, you are lucky people don’t listen to what you do say.

Brutus speaks the truth.

For a lot of people that is a general problem, regardless of their relationship status.

For once good ol’ Brutus is lucky!

My wife tells me what to say.

Seems like the drama in all families w/b a lot worse than that, unless watching what you say is how you prevent (some/most of) it…

Nobody listens to Brutus anyway which I find very sad.