Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 13, 2020

Yeah, but Dakota doesn’t hear the joke several times a day. You gotta take advantage of a fresh audience.

Hey is for horses! (Sorry, I had to)

No no Dakota. It’s supposed to be “And I say, Hey!”.

Oh yeah she’s telling a story. Not singing the opening to Arthur. Nevermind:-).

this is starting to get no where if Marigold doesn’t stop walking around the matter at hand

Hay, hay , my, my!

Timothy, Fescue, Alfalfa!

Hey, a unicorn can hope!

This is how Charles Schulz used to make an inning of baseball last for a week.

Ba-dum-tsh!

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I would argue hay and hey are pronounced slightly differently, like egg vs rain…

I don’t get it but I haven’t really interduost myself so me and my brother share a auccount my name is Genevieve and his name is Fraser

I can relate, I have the same problem. Sitting at the table if I happen to lower my hand with food in it suddenly it vanishes. I have questioned my dogs but they say they saw nothing…

Do trolls steal hot chocolate? How about gnomes? Leprechauns? Fairies? Pixies? To name but a few.

Hay, is for horses!

Good one.

Seems “Goldie” over on “Breaking Cat News” full name is Marigold as well. I wonder how unicorn Marigold would handle knowing that a feline female reporter shares her first name?

(blinks) Ok, Dakota, you sure it wasn’t one of your goblin friends playing tricks on you!?

As a “paranormal” investigator, that’d be the FIRST question I’d ask, knowing her…