My cousin has a farm and among the other critters that he raises, he has some turkeys. He had to build a ramp so they could get in and out of the coop. They have been so “genetically engineered” (selectively bred or artificial vs. natural selection) that they are too breast-heavy to hop over the threshold like the other fowl do.
I’ve also heard that scientists are trying to cross a turkey with a centipede: everyone gets a drumstick.
Gent about 4 years ago
Eh? They’re going to fight giant turkey creatires from outer space?
Vilyehm about 4 years ago
Three prong forks to match four finger hands.
Makes one wonder what a VIP fork would look like.
(Yet another cartoon art history reference.)
dflak about 4 years ago
My cousin has a farm and among the other critters that he raises, he has some turkeys. He had to build a ramp so they could get in and out of the coop. They have been so “genetically engineered” (selectively bred or artificial vs. natural selection) that they are too breast-heavy to hop over the threshold like the other fowl do.
I’ve also heard that scientists are trying to cross a turkey with a centipede: everyone gets a drumstick.
rdav1248961 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I guess this gives new meaning to the word forklift.
HunterIsACriminal about 4 years ago
My training is that I have been sampling the food from the various local restaurants. (When you are alone, why cook?)
davanden about 4 years ago
They should get a forklift.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
They competed against each other, it ended in a drawer.