Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2020

Where’s the mask?

Today’s background music: “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” by Pat Benatar.

Is Pig planning on taking over for Little Guard Duck?

hang in there

Dang. Pessimism again. Just bring back the crocs.

Pig, you are protecting all the wrong parts.

should probably have a baseball bat, too, just to be on the safe side…

I’m guessing he got the army helmet from Guard Duck.

might want to bring a laser powered bat with you while your at it.

I’m sure all it takes for Rat to face the day is a few (okay, several) cans of beer.

Will Pig be joining Suicide Squad ? … Croc Power !

I hope he’s wearing a cup.

Don’t forget the Clan MacGregor.

Here’s something….DONT BREATHE IN SOMEONE ELSES AIR! PIG! put your mask on and distance yourself!

Your strip used to be funny. Now it’s depressing. Every single day. Shouldn’t the comics be a place for us to escape the sad shape the world is in? I’m a huge fan – I’ve bought every book. But I miss the days when you weren’t political. I miss the days when you were actually funny.

At least he’s prepared.

That’s how german parents send their kids out to play.Well, not with the glove.We give them a stick with nails in it.

Reading this as I drink my 3rd cup of coffee

Pastis should be past this…

no beers?!?!

This is Zee, and no you may not join me under the basement stairs.

Bravo, Pig! The Day doesn’t stand a chance! Rah rah!

Never leave home without extra ammunition.

Maybe he should borrow the RPG….

I agree. Gaurd duck should be by pig with his RPG

You forgot your bazooka