Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 07, 2020
November 06, 2020
November 08, 2020
Transcript:
I have kept this home from vermin, as is my ancient duty. And you have kept me in food and comfort, as is yours. Thank you, noble cat. None shall ever question your dignity. Before laser pointers.
The Rodent Control Officers in our house have done excellent work. We haven’t seen a mouse, rat, squirrel or any small dogs or children since we moved in.
Laser pointers are cheating! They exploit a weakness for chase (or fondness for play) in an effort to change the balance of the relationship. To reduce the balance will only lead to horrible long term consequences at the expense of short term gain.
This seems to be a reflection of the political system we now live in: Any massive moral loss is justified by the smallest of material gains.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 4 years ago
But if you ever knock anything off of a table again just to see it break you’re out of here!
Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago
The Rodent Control Officers in our house have done excellent work. We haven’t seen a mouse, rat, squirrel or any small dogs or children since we moved in.
swanridge about 4 years ago
Laser pointers are cheating! They exploit a weakness for chase (or fondness for play) in an effort to change the balance of the relationship. To reduce the balance will only lead to horrible long term consequences at the expense of short term gain.
This seems to be a reflection of the political system we now live in: Any massive moral loss is justified by the smallest of material gains.