Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 07, 2020

What, you mean it’s not normal to eat a cheeseburger in the nude?

Even the seagull heard Spud’s secret….

What has Spud done with lead paint?

CYCLOPS ROCK! Like lead paint is sweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRi2ijnrhA

Once again, the odd interest from Amelia for Spud. :)

Why does Spud have grey hair?

You think you outgrow assemblies but then there’s mandatory workplace training…

I wonder if there’s a codeword to make Spud cluck like a chicken.

isn’t spud always telling you things you may not know about him? at random? literally all the time?

Ok, that is pretty creepy.

This is going to be good!

You know…I was actually expecting Spud to admit something way worse than eating a cheeseburger in the nude, so much so I’m almost relieved that wasn’t the case. :P

Round tables in their auditorium? Holding it in the lunchroom?

The disgusted faces of the other kids are priceless ♡.

Mr. Whizzo.

Who hasn’t Spud?…..

I have no doubt Spud has ate some lead paint chips

The question is, did he eat them in the nude?

Next assembly after lead paint presentation: “dangers of petting dogs and running with scissors.”

Pffff. Who hasn’t eaten a cheeseburger in the nude – particularly now that there are impossible burgers? Right? Right? (crickets …)

Cue the drum roll & cymbal for that first line of Spud’s!

It’s way more efficient to eat in the nude. You can just hose down afterwards, no clothes to wash.

At a church social function once, we had to go around and each of us had to tell something about ourselves that no one else knew. So I had to confess that I like ragtime.

GEEZ SPUD MIGHT AS WELL BECOME A VEGAN!!