FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 17, 2020

It’s called sarcasm, Peter.

Would the principal even allow a faculty member put their own car in that section of school property?

Don’t feel too bad, Peter. He could’ve parked it between the pitcher’s mound and second base.

This coach is willing to sacrifice his car for the team.

Wait, Peter is so good he hits the ball out of the park? And it then just happens to land on the couches car.

My hitting was very consistent – line drive straight back at the pitcher.

Oh, put me in coach, I’m ready to play today

Put me in coach, I’m ready to play todayLook at me, I can be centerfield

- John Fogerty

A similar thing actually happened to me. I was at a golf driving range and hooked a shot into the parking lot. When I got back to my car there was a perfect golf ball sized dent on the hood!

I play tennis now…

I was a lefty. Thank goodness the parking lot was on the first base side. The only thing I pulled were muscles.

This school is really desperate to feel a baseball team if they let Peter play?

Ouch, that hurt…..

Is that chewing tobacco?

@ TEMPLO S.U.D……its a CARTOON