In Security by Bea R. for November 13, 2020

Corn-plasters. Corn-plasters. Cor—-oh. That’s not this strip.

Inventory check, Roy. Ok, you’ve got no toilet paper and no socks, but you do have your underwear and two sleeves on your shirt…..

There’s always the toilet brush within reach, to the left of you Roy…..

Just sacrifice your shirt then.

So this was cannon?

https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2020/03/31

Who knew?(Aside from Bea of course) However I thought she didn’t want to set this comic within any particular year?

There’s another option, start punching into walls and use the insulation inside! How was Roy even gonna wash his hands without towels, actually never mind! XD

A guest bathroom without any toilet paper, hand towels, or tissue, boy the Buxtons really don’t welcome guest well do they?

Pull up your panties and climb out the fucking window, you bloody wimp!

I guess breaking the lock on the door is too simple, right?

Wonder if he’ll be in Cell #108 downtown, or if he’s got his own cell?

Bidet, problem solved!

Well, I guess he’s going to go on a high fiber diet and shoot dry dust poops after this, or use the helpful dog diet regime that reduces poop significantly -eat an all meat diet.

By the way- a high dust environment significantly increases the explosion and fire risk as the dust cloud and the dust particulate surface area is significantly higher.

As for right now, he can decontaminate in the sink, soak his underwear in water, wipe down and rinse the wiping article in the sink. THEN change when he gets out and launder the offending clothes/underwear or shirt

If he is really messy with solids and soils, he can flush the toilet and rinse his wiping article there before the sink so he doesn’t get any solid waste in the sink drain. Hopefully there is soap and water in the room, even if there isn’t any towels around.

Gotta say, this is a gross thread, but great comedy and people in strange circumstances handle it differently. Also, nobody said gross wasn’t a good thread.

You used too much logic. Roy is a very slow and pretty much pampered by his wife I think. She likes the control and being in charge as we have seen.

Just think Roy, if you would have checked before you sat down… Especially since the roll is right in front of you.

…and apparently no laundry. Pull em up and go out the window. So you’ll have to change your underwear twice this month. Get over it.

OMG WHAT THE HECK ROY!?!?!? I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!! HE IS MAKING A MISTAKE HE WILL REGRET

As an experienced roofer, I would break the door rather than walk that roof. It looks much too steep for most people, let alone Roy!

With a wife and two daughters all I can say is, “A bidet in every bathroom and half bath in the house along with 3 rolls for the phobic.”

Roy should just use the sink as a bidet.

Sorry for the mental image my comment just made.

Song my mother (yes) used to sing when we were growing up. I suppose to get us to remember to check the paper before we ended up in this situation.

“What do you do, when you’re stranded,

Stranded on the toilet bowl?

What do you do, when you’re stranded,

Stranded and you haven’t got a roll?

What can you do, gotta take the greatest stand:

USE YOUR HAND!"

Probably all dried onto his butt now.

Perfect setting to write a blues song.

now this is funny…

OH NO!!! The Friday the 13th HORROR!!!!! O_O

Roy if this is your worst problem I would gladly change you place’s

Oh no, a Saturday misfire at GoComics?! Don’t leave Roy hanging!

If it doesn’t happen to Roy on Monday, this comic strip will never have anyone be abducted by aliens.

Any other time and situation would be a lackadaisical let down.

WAIT… what? Why are people in the In Security Universe hoarding toilet paper? It’s not like there’s a global pandemic going on IN the comic, is there? I thought that was just OUT HERE.